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03/10/2003 Entry: "How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work"

"I just figured you'd like to see what kind of e-mail Mississipians send each other."
Fwd: Fw: When you need to pray at work!!!
From my pal, Jen, in that southern land.

How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work

1. When your co-workers walk pass your desk 20 times or more per day, and you just want to say... "Damn, would you sit yo' azz down somewhere".....You need to pray!

2. When you have someone on the job that lies about everything....and you find yourself in conversations with your co-workers that start off..."That lyin heffa said....." You need to pray!

3. When a person leaves their dirty tissue at your desk and you want to say, "what son of a--- left this at my desk" You need to pray!

4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day but send emails, surf the net, and talk on the phone, but get mad when your boss needs you to do some actual work.....You need to pray!

5. When you know everybody in the department's business, including whose baby's daddy is sleeping with who, whose wife/husband is cheating, who claims to be heterosexual but was seen at the gaybar and whose child had to repeat kindergarten.....You need to pray!

6. When you walk all the way around the building to keep from speaking to someone in your office...You need to pray!

7. When the person 5 cubicles down is talking so loud that you can't even hear your client on the phone & you want to say "Would you lower yo'country azz voice".....You need to pray!

8. When you come to work with a hang-over....You need to pray!

9. When you say, damn, damn, damn, when you see certain people coming in your direction and you don't have a way to avoid them....You need to pray!

10. Last but not least, when your home office is set up with your office's supplies.....You need to pray!

BONUS How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work:*

11. When you take a two-hour lunch because you've been shopping and return to work only to check your email, forward emails and return personal calls to those who missed you while you were gone for 2 hours,........YOU NEED JESUS!!!!

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