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05/12/2003 Entry: "What can Nicole Kidman be thinking?"

"Sky News Online can reveal that this time around Nicole plans to set pluses soaring with a new remake of the classic Hollywood musical 'Gentleman Prefer Blondes'. Of course, the 1953 film produced and made a star of Marilyn Monroe who sang the now immortal song 'Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend'. But my spies reveal that Nicole wants the part of Dorothy, the brunette gold digger originally played by Jane Russell in the movie."
NICOLE IN CLASSIC REMAKE

Tsk tsk tsk.

Although Jane has gone over the edge politically (talk about feeding the hand that would never have allowed "Jane Russell" to exist in the first place) I think this is unfortunate, even for her.

vs.

I just don't see how Nicole is going to fill those, um, boots. Eh, but who really cares?

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