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09/08/2003 Entry: "Jessica Simpson"

"DON'T get married without acquiring some kitchen skills. Nick seems to have a few, but in a scene that is destined to become a reality show classic, Jessica shows her lack thereof.

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?" she asks Nick, who is trying to watch sports on TV. "I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea."

There is an incredibly long, painful silence while Nick mulls her question, possibly also wondering whether it's too late to get an annulment.

Jessica stammers further, "Is that stupid? Why is (it) called chicken by the sea? Or of the sea?"

Nick can only manage an aggrieved sigh: "You act like you've never had tuna before." "

Single-Minded: Nick and Jessica show us exactly how to mess up a marriage, Jane Ganahl, Sept. 7 2003, in the SF Chronicle

I don't watch much TV (aside from SpongeBob Squarepants) but I might have to tune into this show, "Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica" (he's from 98 Degrees, she's some kind of pop singer). I love finding out that beautiful famous people are as dumb as a bag of hammers. Chicken By the Sea. Yeah.

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