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10/05/2004 Entry: "Dick Cheney is Satan"

"It's the moment we've all been waiting for. This evening, for the first time, we may get an answer to the vital question: Dick Cheney, double- dealing plutocrat or incarnation of evil?

A great deal hangs on the answer. Alan Smithee, emeritus professor of answers at UC Berkeley, said: "If Cheney is indeed the incarnation of evil, that posits the existence of a supernatural universe, and leads inevitably to further questions not generally considered by the electorate."

Among these questions, suggests Smithee, is the very viability of monotheism itself. "If Cheney is the sole incarnation of evil, as many suggest, Satan's only representative on the earthly plane, then the Hindu and Buddhist communities are going to have to, as they say, go back to the old drawing board. This would be even more true if, during the debate, Cheney caused the earth to open up and John Edwards to fall from a precipice into the yawning jaws of Hades." " Jon Carroll, SF Gate, 10/4/04

I'd love to post the whole column here, but that would defeat the purpose of the blog. Go ahead, click on the link, you won't be sorry. You know, all this time I thought Ashcroft was really Caligula, but it seems like the "Cheney is Satan" theory makes more sense.

Please, John Edwards, smite him. Smite him good.

Posted by Laurel Sutton

Replies: 1 Comment

Your smiter got smote.

Posted by Donald Melquist @ 10/09/2004 08:39 PM PST

 

 

 

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