"'A foolish consistency,' wrote Ralph Waldo Emerson, 'is the hobgoblin of little minds.' An otherwise unreadable 19th century essayist who has driven more students out of American lit courses than James Fenimore Cooper and Alice Walker combined, Emerson became the patron saint of opinion columnists everywhere with that happy thought. (A hobgoblin is a malicious ghost; like Ann Coulter with a sense of humor, I suppose.) Emerson didn’t mean that consistency itself was suspect, only the foolish kind, 'adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.' Little statesmen like Fearless Leader, I suppose, incapable of admitting even other people’s errors if somebody might think he changed his mind. Getting the best of the hobgoblins, by Gene Lyons, January 19, 2005
Too many people have died or been maimed by bushco's hobgoblins. Enough already.
Getting the best of the hobgoblins Gene Lyons
Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2005
URL: http://www.nwanews.com/story/adg/105351
"A foolish consistency," wrote Ralph Waldo Emerson, "is the hobgoblin of little minds." An otherwise unreadable 19th century essayist who has driven more students out of American lit courses than James Fenimore Cooper and Alice Walker combined, Emerson became the patron saint of opinion columnists everywhere with that happy thought. (A hobgoblin is a malicious ghost; like Ann Coulter with a sense of humor, I suppose.) Emerson didn’t mean that consistency itself was suspect, only the foolish kind, "adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines." Little statesmen like Fearless Leader, I suppose, incapable of admitting even other people’s errors if somebody might think he changed his mind.
Washington Post reporters recently asked George W. Bush why nobody had been held accountable for screw-ups in Iraq such as nonexistent weapons of mass destruction or the citizenry’s failure to strew flowers in the path of American invaders, as administration ideologues predicted.
The president responded with a non sequitur. "We had an accountability moment," he said, "and that’s called the 2004 elections. The American people listened to different assessments made about what was taking place in Iraq, and they looked at the two candidates, and chose me."
Louis XIV, 17 th century king of France, put it more succinctly: "L’etat, c’est moi." (I am the state.) But I digress, and somewhat predictably.
My inability to apprehend Bush’s famous charm, much less his alleged humility, guarantees a slew of even more predictable e-mails from furious supporters informing me that I’m twisted with unreasoning hatred for this fine, Christian leader.
Some urge me to seek spiritual or professional help. Others content themselves with animadversions about my imagined personal life, normally very wide of the mark. They can be unintentionally funny. Suddenly every Rush Limbaugh fan thinks he’s an FBI profiler. Somebody should remind them that accusing dissenters of being crazy ain’t conservative; it’s the hallmark of authoritarian governments everywhere. Anyway, in the interest of more stimulating correspondence, a few unsolicited, hopefully inconsistent opinions on topics in the news:
An awful lot of what people call "Christian" on TV is sheer tribalism. I’m thinking of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson first blaming 9/11 on homos and unwed mothers, then backpedaling when that didn’t play. Also, the following charming observations on MSNBC’s "Scarborough Country" from William Donohue, Ph. D., of the Catholic League, a right-wing organization purporting to represent the church: "Who really cares what Hollywood thinks?... Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It’s not a secret, OK? And I’m not afraid to say it. Hollywood likes anal sex. They like to see the public square without Nativity scenes. I like families. I like children. They like abortions."
You’d think a church hierarchy negotiating hush money with altar boys would distance itself from this loon. You’d think TV talk shows would hesitate to put him on the air. You’d be wrong on both counts. On an anatomically related topic, Armstrong Williams likely wasn’t the only Beltway pundit on the take from the Bush administration. I’ll bet the Tight Sphincter Club has plenty of members about now. See, FCC regulations make it a jailable offense to be a paid spokesman without disclosure. According to a recent survey in the Los Angeles Times, only one American in three knows who delivered the Sermon on the Mount. No point asking, "What Would Jesus Do?" They haven’t got a clue.
Astonishing public ignorance is the great unmentionable of American journalism. Remember that when the Iraq war started, only 17 percent of U.S. students could find it on a map. That explains a lot.
That Red Sox first-baseman hoarding the ball he caught for the last World Series out is being a jerk. I watch maybe 200 games a season, and I wouldn’t walk across the street to see it. A baseball’s pretty much a baseball. But to some fans, it’s like a holy relic. A guy paid $1.75 million a year "for defensive purposes" ought to show some respect and hand it over. Pundits who used the Indianapolis Pacers-Detroit Pistons brawl to trash the NBA for playing "street ball" and other euphemisms for "irresponsible Negroes" can’t have seen many games recently. Featuring players from 34 countries, the NBA’s gone world-class, and the level of play is higher than ever. Any knowledgeable fan could put together an international All-Star team that a U. S.-only team would struggle against. Campus reformers struggling against certain kinds of "sexism" are doomed to fail. Jocks and babes have always gotten more attention than they deserve, always will. Read "The Iliad." The Trojan War started over a babe (Helen), and a jock (Achilles) got all the attention. Homer knew. Speaking of Trojans, I enjoyed watching effete blue-state Southern Cal humiliate red-state Oklahoma in the Orange Bowl. Arkansas visits Southern Cal next October. Houston Nutt could get fired at half-time.
• Free-lance columnist Gene Lyons is a Little Rock author and recipient of the National Magazine Award.
Our webhost, is a really good deal and is probably having a huge sale on something as we speak. If you're looking for webhosting, I recommend them very much.
One of the best deals anywhere.
